He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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