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you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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