i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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