I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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