Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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