Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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