My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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