D3 body, D1 cock
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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