Swine flu. Run for my life!
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have aggressive nipples.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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