ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So much rum. So many feels.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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