you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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