Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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