Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I touched a dick in church today
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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