Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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