She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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