It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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