She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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