my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
