Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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