but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
And my parents said I crawled through the house
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
