i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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