You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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