Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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