I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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