He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
