stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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