Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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