But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
