he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
i believe in u and ur pee
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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