eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Terrible idea I love it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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