THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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