Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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