Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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