Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
