I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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