A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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