I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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