At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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