She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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