How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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