super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
