Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Success! We fucked roommates!