I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!