Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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