but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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