i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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