so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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