I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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