i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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