Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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