Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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