Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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