we're blogging at a bar
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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