So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
