Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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